Nerd Power
I love your magazine. I like its emphasis on Christianity and God. There’s just one problem: I’m a nerd. I don’t play sports, I’m no BMX whiz, I don’t skate, I don’t play football, and I don’t do anything connected with athletics. I wish you’d include stuff in this mag that appeals to nerds: anime/manga, computers, games, hobbies. I don’t mean to offend you. I just needed to get this off my chest.
—J.K.S., Elizabethton, Tenn.
EDITOR’S NOTE: No offense taken, J.K.S. But to quote Napoleon Dynamite loosely, “Get some skills, bow staff skills, secret-government-ninja skills, growing-mustache skills, tater-tot eating skills. Girls like skills!”
Just kidding, OK? And in case that line doesn’t make sense, and if you’ve never heard of Napoleon — as if that’s possible — he’s the kid with a tight ‘fro and sweet moon boots who stars in a self-titled blockbuster teen flick.
Nerd chic is in, and it’s time Breakaway got with it. While we’ll never steer away from sports, plans are underway to cover the world of computer games, the anime craze, as well as some wild high-tech hobbies that appeal to all guys — athletic and, uh, cerebrally inclined, as well.
But in the meantime, make Napoleon proud: Pour yourself a glass of red Kool-Aid, fix yourself a quesadilla (or a case-a-dilla in Napoleon-speak) and brace yourself as Breakaway gets in touch with its inner nerd.